1.aprīļa kriptojoku apkopojums: bitkoins un pārējās kriptovalūtas

1.aprīlis ir brīdis, kad kriptotreideri ķer pie sirds, izdzirdot kādu “nopietnu” ziņu, piemēram, par bitkoina cenas strauju kāpumu ( bitkoins gan vakar notestēja $5000 atzīmi un tas nebija joks ) līdz $50 tk. Publicējam 1.aprīļa joku apkopojumu:

Important announcement: #Beam will rebrand to Bean pic.twitter.com/yAv1k8OQmt

— @Beamprivacy (@beamprivacy) April 1, 2019

We are proud to unveil the Antminer-Less, based on our first GPU. Coming soon to a brick-and-mortar store near you!#AntminerLESS https://t.co/ssVyI8ob2y

— Antminer_main (@Antminer_main) April 1, 2019

The low #Bitcoin prices have gone on too long.

“Softfork proposal for minimum price of $50k USD/BTC”https://t.co/Si48prViUK

— Luke Dashjr (@LukeDashjr) April 1, 2019

Ethereum is obviously the technically superior coin (Vitalik looks like a genius, right?) , which is why all BTC maximalists are converting on this very special day 🙂

Now lets pool our money together to rent a data center so we can try running a node

— Jin (@heap_overflow) April 1, 2019

After a long and painful internal discussion, we decided to drop BTC support in v0.0.6 and go all in on XRP. Also, the price will be increased to $2000 and all the new nodls will come in gold plated plastic with a sticker on top.

— nodl (@nodl_it) April 1, 2019

I’m proud to announce the space’s first lobbying organization specializing in blockchain governance, The Ethereum Governance Lobby Group!

We are a well-connected group of ETH developers and researchers who know Vitalik (personally) and are passionate about blockchain governance

— Vlad Zamfir (@VladZamfir) April 1, 2019

Toward a brighter tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/7FAWC7TS8z

— Vitalik Non-giver of Ether (@VitalikButerin) April 1, 2019

Today marks the launch of Loom Records! 💽🎶

Yes, we have decided to enter the music business to speed up blockchain adoption.

And we’re honored to produce @justinsuntron‘s debut hip-hop album #EnterTheSun as our first EP ☀️

Check out the details: https://t.co/04E1EP8k66 pic.twitter.com/eMLSirsr8i

— Loom Network (@loomnetwork) April 1, 2019

BREAKING: F2Pool opens office in Pyongyang, targeting the Korean market https://t.co/EH0UhFHOlv

— wangchun @ bitfish+f2pool (@satofishi) April 1, 2019

It’s hard for me to admit – but I came to the conclusion that Craig Wright is Satoshi and therefore BSV must be the real Bitcoin. Click on the long image below to see a list of reasons why I believe this. #BitcoinSV pic.twitter.com/oefS4zFR1e

— Crypto Meme Central (@CryptoScamHub) April 1, 2019